Sid Gatt was walking home one night and happened across a frog sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. That was very strange, as he lives downtown in a big city. Next thing he knows, the frog looks up at him and says “Hey, kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”

Well, he just smiled, picked her up, and put her in his jacket pocket and continued back home. About a block later, she starts yelling in his pocket. “Hey, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll go on a date with you! Come on, man. I’m really hot!” He just took her out of his pocket, smiled at her, laughed a bit, and put her back. He started walking again.

About a block later, she starts yelling at him again. “Hey, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll be your girlfriend for a week. I’m really hot, man! Think of what your friends would say!” Again, he just took her out, smiled at her, and took her back.

Finally, she was getting desperate. “OK, look…if you kiss me, I’ll do WHATEVER YOU WANT for a whole year. Think about it, man! I’m beautiful!” Again, he just took her out and smiled, but when he went to put her back, she looked at him and said “What’s the problem? Why won’t you kiss me? I told you I’m a beautiful princess and promised you a whole year of whatever you want! Why won’t you just kiss me?”

He just laughed and said “Look lady, I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is just cool!”