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4Chan Demotivational Posters and GIFs
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Random gifs, pictures, and posters off 4chan. A couple of the demotivational posters are made by me. The rest are from wherever the hell anon got them.
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Funny Demotivational Posters
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This is a collection of funny posters I got from around the web. Please enjoy and recommend what I should or shouldn’t do in my next video.
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A Funny Selection Of Demotivational Posters!
Posted by: | CommentsA Funny Selection Of Demotivational Posters!
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Sad Git – Let The Force Be With Him!
Posted by: | CommentsTell me – what sad git would play with a light saber like this? Is he an adult?
Sh*t I think it’s Sid Gatt!?
Let the force be with you all!
George, The Sad Lonely Git
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weird little animation about a sad lonely character i made up based on a life drawing model. he loves a girl at work but never finds true hapiness in his persuit for her attention (music by cocorosie)
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Fireman SEX!
Posted by: | CommentsA FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.
‘From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled
‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘ BELL 3!’, they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’
‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?
‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied ’
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’
What are the difference between you and your boss?
Posted by: | CommentsThe difference between you and your boss?
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
Sid Gatt At A Job Interview…
Posted by: | CommentsOne day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
“I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I’ll be better in a second”
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says “We don’t approve of womanizing!”
The guy says “Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking”
