Archive for Dating Cartoons
5 tips for women!!
Posted by: | Comments5 tips for women!!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other!!!
10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt looks at 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t…
10. She’s a goblin!
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag … OH! – You’re having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
4. There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth,
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
If you have any halloween or funny double entendre jokes let me know.
Sid was working behind bar last Halloween and a woman walks in and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one!
11 Things NOT To Do On A First Date!
Posted by: | CommentsYOU Must not do these on a first date…DON’T…
1. Get so drunk or so tipsy that you can’t talk coherently or stand! Take responsibility for yourself and make sure you don’t drink alcohol on an empty stomach, or mix your drinks.
2. Smoke – unless your date is also a smoker, most men and women don’t enjoy kissing an ashtray, so if you want a kiss at the end of the night give the fags a miss.
3. Eat garlic; this is for the same reason as above. Your date won’t kiss you if you have smelly breath.
4. Order messy food, like spaghetti bolognaise as nerves and alcohol combined could result in a very messy date.
5. Belch, pick your nose, spit, eat with your mouth open, and chew gum.
6. Fart – loud ones, silent but violent or any other shape or form. But the ultimate NO NO is….
Are you getting the idea of what not to do on the first date? Here’s some more…DON’T…
7. Say you want to meet their parents or start talking about marriage and babies. This goes for both men and women.
8. Talk about your exes, this will show you have baggage and haven’t moved on. Talking about exes is the most boring subject in the entire world. A 100% NO NO!
9. Take your kids with you, seems obvious but it’s happened.(Sid would run a mile if he saw his date with four kids in tow!) Don’t talk endlessly about your kids on a first date. Do mention you have them, but then move on.
10. Be a moaning git. First dates should be fun, not about listening to your problems whatever they are about.
11. Guys take note – ”You have amazing boobs!” is not appropriate first date dinner conversation. Also – Stop staring at them.(And drooling!) Try to make eye contact!
To summarize, first dates can be both a thrilling and nervous event. Be yourself, be curious and keep it light and cheerful. First dates are like job interviews – so be on your best behaviour!
There’s plenty more things you shouldn’t do on a first date – let me know any I’ve missed!? So I can do Part 2!
Follow Your Dreams – Demotivational Quote and Cartoon!
Posted by: | CommentsFollow Your Dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
Here’s some of my ‘Follow your dreams‘ quotes – adapted by yours truly Sid Gatt…
Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the power, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars and to change the world.(But if you’re like me you can’t be bothered!)
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up, get off your backside and take some action. And I will do tomorrow.
“The key to happiness is having dreams.(Even erotic ones!) The key to success is making your dreams come true.”(First I need to get her phone number!)
Will you follow your dreams!?
Moments That Take Your Breath Away!
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So the idea is – keep doing exciting things that take your breath away.Not like these:
1. Watching grass grow
2. Watching paint dry
3. Washing Dishes
4. Doing the laundry
5. Waiting for the phone to ring
6. Watching friend play video games
7. Waiting for the bus or commuter train with no where to sit
8. Listening to someone talk about electronics in depth in a monotone voice
9. Shopping for clothes for someone else
10. Waiting in line at an amusement park for hours on end
11. Reading directions for how to assemble something
What would take your breath away!? Let me know in the comments box…
Sure, I’ll Buy YOU a Present. No Problem!
Posted by: | CommentsWhether it’s your birthday, a special anniversary, Christmas or any other celebration – you can rest assured I’ll buy you a present!
A Perfectly Wonderful Evening Was Had By All!?
Posted by: | CommentsDating cartoon – Sid Gatt thought he had impressed his date.
Maybe not!?
Cartoon inspired by a Groucho Marx quote. Thanks Groucho!
Let me know if you’ve got any great dating cartoons or jokes that we can share!?
How’s this:
You know why they call them blind dates? Because when the girl sees me for the first time she wants to jab something sharp into my eyeballs.
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you
Please let me know if you’d like to see any more dating cartoons?
Anything Is Possible With Hard Work And Perseverence – Sid Gatt cartoon!
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