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PROCRASTINATION – how to beat it!
Posted by: | CommentsWell, to be honest I started this post about two weeks ago and finally I’ve got around to completing it.
Overcome the procrastination habit -
some of these will resonate with you, and when they do I need you to put the suggestion into action. In doing that one single action you can create the momentum to move forwards and begin the catalyst for change.
- Break down the task. A book / play / story / assignment is written one word at a time. If you don’t know where to start, start with the section headers, then add the sub-headers, then add the bullet points you want to cover under each sub heading. All of a sudden you have a plan to complete your written assignment, and you can then do it one bullet point at a time.
- Work for just five minutes on whatever item is keeping you stuck. 5 minutes you can do anything for 5 minutes.
- Keep a time log – where did you spend your 5 minutes today?
- Believe in yourself. This is the biggest thing you can do for yourself. Believe in yourself and your dreams, if you don’t, how can you expect anyone else to?

- Living as well as learning
- Being a student of life not a follower of everyone else’s thoughts
- Changing the pen for a pencil and black and white for colour. Sounds strange, but pen ink is considered permanent. If you are struggling with a blank paper, use a pencil and start doodling. Write down the concepts, draw the concepts, add splashes of colour where you need emphasis. Who said brain storming had to be boring.
- Celebrate every success. If you have unstuck yourself from a particular situation that allowed you to move forwards even by one inch then that is a success. Pat yourself on the back, take a deep breath and remind yourself what you did that worked. Then rinse and repeat.
- Break bad habits by creating good ones
- If you think in pictures then organise a dream board. Get a big piece of card and pictures, lots of pictures, or use the internet – I use powerpoint and add music to make them more effective.
- Trying your hardest, then trying some more. We don’t have to be 100% better than the opposition, just 1%. We can all be 1% better than everyone else.
- Be silly occasionally and play. Get creative, sit on the floor and see things as if from the perspective of a child. I tell you, you can’t take too many things seriously if all you can see is knees – weird things knees.
- Throwing away old clothes that do not suit you.(You look a right prat in those old flares!)
- Getting rid of the clutter at home and work.(Order a waste skip or wait until Bonfire Night and burn the lot.)
- Aiming at your target. Sooner or later you’ll hit it if you practice enough AND learn from your mistakes
- Being inspired by the right people.(I don’t like giving other web sites free traffic – but you won’t be inspired here. See you!)
- Doing something worthwhile today and it doesn’t have to be for you
- Get angry if you have to – BUT
- Speak kindly to yourself
My apologies – I can’t remember where I got the above piece on Procrastination!?
YOU’VE Got To Laugh! ConfuSID says…
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Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Be Not Afraid Of GREATNESS – Some Men Are Born GREAT…
Posted by: | CommentsSOME MEN ARE BORN GREAT,
SOME MEN ACHIEVE GREATNESS by working their nuts off,
SOME MEN HAVE GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM – you deserve to be great, I’m awarding you a GREATNESS medal,
AND SOME MEN ARE JUST GREAT!
YOU’VE Got To Laugh! ConfuSID says…
Posted by: | CommentsYou’ve got to laugh!
The most utterly lost of all days is those on which you have not laughed – Confucius
The most utterly lost of all days is those on which you have not rolled on the floor p*ssing yourself laughing! – ConfuSID
You’ve got to laugh – if you’ve got any funnies let me have them. (I’ll give you credit if they’re yours!)
Be Who You Are!
Posted by: | CommentsMotivational quotes – be who you are, and say what you feel.
If you have any funny motivational quotes or demotivational quotes let me have them!?
More ConfuSID words of wisdom!
Posted by: | CommentsFunny Confucius quotes – I mean ConfuSID quotes…
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Baseball all wrong – man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius say…I mean ConfuSID say…
Posted by: | CommentsConfucius great wise words…

“If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the…
Confucius was a Chinese thinker and social philosopher of the Spring and Autumn Period.
The philosophy of Confucius emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity. Confucius’ thoughts have been developed into a system of philosophy known as Confucianism. But from now on, he’ll be know on this blog as ConfuSID.
I Think Therefore I am! by the Father of Modern Philosophy.
Posted by: | CommentsI Think Therefore I am! Demotivational cartoon…
René Descartes (31 March 1596 – 11 February 1650) was a French philosopher and writer. He has been dubbed the ‘Father of Modern Philosophy’, and much subsequent Western philosophy is a response to his writings, which are studied closely to this day. In particular, his Meditations on First Philosophy continues to be a standard text at most university philosophy departments. Descartes’ influence in mathematics is equally apparent; the Cartesian coordinate system—allowing algebraic equations to be expressed as geometric shapes (2D coordinate system) — was named after him. He is credited as the father of analytical geometry, the bridge between algebra and geometry.
Don’t ever say this web site isn’t cultural! Shame Sid Gatt had to make it a demotivational cartoon.
Sid Gatt’s Demotivational Cartoon and Poem…
Posted by: | CommentsQUIT NOW…
If I think I’m beaten, I am,
If I think it’s scary, I’m scared to do it,
If I think I can’t, I won’t even try,
If I think it’s too dangerous – I wimp out,
If I think I’ll lose, I’ve lost already.
If I think I’ll be outclassed, I won’t start,
If I think she’s too good for me, she probably is.
I can never win a prize – so I won’t even bother.
Life’s losses don’t always go
To the wimp or loser,
But sooner or later the man who loses
Is the man WHO THINKS HE CAN!
- Sid Gatt – 2011
Does All This Positive Thinking Stuff Really Work!?
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