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Warning – This could Happen To YOU If You Get Drunk…
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt is drunk and is walking down the road…
and walks into a church whilst there is a christening
going on, Sid walks up to the priest, the priest is not happy so he dunks Sid in the holly water for 10 sec pulls him out and say have you found god yet?
Sid says no, so the priest dunks him for 20 sec pulls him out and says have you found god yet?
Sid says no so the priest dunks him for 30 sec and pulls him out and says have you found god yet?
Sid replies “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
That’s the last time Sid Gatt goes into a church when he’s drunk.
Let me know if you have any good ‘drunk‘ jokes…
A-Z Of Drinking Part 6 – Y and Z…
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt – really is a sad git! A-Z of Drinking part 6: Y and Z…
Sid Gatt’s A-Z Drinking – the final two letters …
Y is for YOUTUBE – what I’ll be on if someone catches me on video staggering about aimlessly at the end of the night.(It’ll be so funny it’ll get millions of hits.) Y is also for YESSSSSSSS! when someone offers to buy you a drink.
Z is for ZZZZZZZZ! What I’ll be doing until mid afternoon after a really good drinking session the night before! Z is also for ZONED OUT – what you are before passing out – refer back to ZZZZZZZ. And finally Z is also for ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA – The sound you make when you vomit alphabetti spaghetti!
Well that’s the end of the A-Z of Drinking, I hope you’ve enjoyed it!? Let me know! And don’t forget – as we hear at the end of TV beers ads – DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
A-Z of Drinking Part 5: T – X
Posted by: | CommentsHere’s the penultimate part of the A-Z of Drinking…
Sid Gatt’s take on the A-Z of Drinking part 5: T – X
T is for TONGUE TYPO – What happens when I know perfectly well what I want to say but it comes out wrong. T is for TWIT – what people call me. (Actually the ‘I’ should be changed to an ‘A’!)
U is for UNDERAGE DRINKING – I started at 12. U is also for UGLY STICK – what I was hit with at birth!(Funny, but it’s what the ladies whisper amongst themselves when they see me.)
V is for VODKA – a drink that makes you strong and clever.(Not!) V is also for VOMIT – what I do if I drink too much vodka!
W is for WASTED – what I’ll be getting tonight. Whether there’s a reason for it or not.
X is for XTREME DRINKING – when you’ve been drinking beers all night then hit the shorts.
Your input on the A-Z of drinking appreciated…
Sid Gatt’s A-Z of Drinking – Part 4 Letters O-S
Posted by: | CommentsA-Z of Drinking – part 4 – Letters O – S
Sid Gatt’s take on the A-Z of Drinking – parts O – S
O is for OBLIVION – I usually drink myself into it, unconsciousness, insensibility, a stupor, stupefaction, senselessness; a coma, a blackout.
P is for PR*CK – yet another name I’m called on a number occasions. P is also for PARTY – something I never get invited to.(Refer to previous one – that might be the answer why!?)
Q is for QUACK – usually the first person I see when coming out of an alcohol infused coma. Q is also for QUESTIONABLE Fart – the morning after when you fart and it leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.
R is for RETARDED – although everyone thinks I am, I can assure you it’s only the drink that makes me look that way. R is also for RDC – abbreviations for Really Don’t Care.
S is for SH*TFACED – what I am most nights of the year.
Your input on the A-Z of drinking appreciated…
A-Z of Drinking – part 3 J – N…
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt – really is a sad git! A-Z of Drinking part 3: J to N
Sid Gatt’s take on the A-Z of Drinking – parts J – N
J is for JESUS – what most people say when they see me staggering around p*ssed as a fart. They also say JERK. J is also for JINGLE BOWELS – Gastrointestinal woes following a night of Christmas overindulgence.
K is for KOOL – something I never look. K is also for KICK ROCKS – when they tell me to leave, in the same sense of ‘f**k off’ or ‘get outta here’. And K is also for KNACKERED – what I’ll totally be tomorrow when I try to wake up.
L is for LOVE – I love everyone after a few beers. L is also for LUSH – what I become after I’m intoxicated after a just few drinks and flirts with everyone. L is also for LOST – what I’ll be when I fall out of the bar. L is also for LOOSER – I can’t spell loser!
M is for MINGER – what I am when I’m laid flat out on the bar room floor p*ssed in a pool of beer and vomit(And still have a silly grin on my face!). M is also for MORON – they also say that when they see me laid flat out.
N is for NEVER AGAIN – what I always say the next day about getting plastered, but forget the next time I go out for a drink.
Come on, let me have your A-Z of Drinking jokes…
A_Z Of Drinking Part 2 – Letters E to I…
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt’s really is a sad git! A-Z of Drinking part 2: E to I
Sid Gatt’s – really is a sad git! A-Z of Drinking take on the letters E to I…
E is for EARTH, what I’ll be laid face down with at the end of the drinking session.
F is for F*CKTARD – a contraction of f*ucking retard. F is also for FARTING – after a curry and a few beers I farting comes out at 6.9 on the rectum scale.
G is for GOD – who I think I am after a few drinks.(But most say OH MY GOD when they see me staggering about.) G is also for Getting Laid – there’s absolutely no chance when I’m drunk.
H is for HOT – what most woman over 30 stone look like after a few drinks. H is also for HUMBLE Pie – I have to go around apologizing to everyone next day for my rude antics the night before.
I is for IGNORANUS – some say(Well, most say…) I’m not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.
Your A-Z Of Drinking ideas welcome…
A-Z of Drinking by Sid Gatt
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Sid Gatt’s take on it on the A-Z Of Drinking:
A is for A*SHOLE – what I become after just a few drinks.(Some say I’m one even before I start drinking!)
B is for BENCH – if I can find one in the park as I stagger home, that’s where I’ll be sleeping tonight. B is also for BINGE as in binge drinking – but I’m not a binge drinker as I drink every night of the week.
C is for CRAP – that’s how I feel next day after a heavy session the night before.
D is for DIRECTIONALLY Challenged – after a few drinks I don’t know my right from my left. (But I will find my way home eventually, it will be hard though!)
Let me know if you have any more A-Z Of Drinking one liners I can add to the list, in the comments box below…
