Sid Gatt - really is a sad git! Demotivational posters and demotivation quotes!

Done By The Cops For Having Sex…

admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 11:30:44 +0000

Sid and his girlfriend were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun.
Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.
“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologized.
“Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.”
So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.
After getting dressed, the girl asked Sid what the policeman wrote the ticket for. He responded, “Doing 69 in a 30 mph speed zone!”

REAL Virgin Broadband – 20 MBPS

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:29:53 +0000

pcwise asked:

I’ve seen videos on here, before my Virgin Media 20MBPS was activated, and it scared me, lots lol. Here is a video of my 20MBPS. Remember it’s a ‘upto’ speed, meaning that it goes up to that speed. Going as low as 11MB and as high as 19MB. Happy to ask any questions! … Mind you I’m the only sad git to upload dis! BTW, Dodgy Hard Drive, causing some lag

Caffeinated Content

UK is suffering the worst snowy period!

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:30:54 +0000

The UK is suffering the worst snowy period I’ve ever

experienced in all my 39 years.(Ok, ok…in all my 56

years!) The severe weather conditions are costing the

economy billions as the country’s workforce has been

unable to make it into their day jobs. I’ve put together

some ‘snowy/Christmassy’ cartoons that might add

some Christmas cheer to your site. I’ve partnered with

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the usually hard to please and miserable Sid Gatt would

be happy with their services.

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Fire Alarm Stafford Tower

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 01:30:44 +0000

Freelop asked:

The fire alarm at aston uni (stafford tower) went off so like the sad git i am i decided to record it. Bonus: Shakey cam for cloverfield effect With thanks to the ****** that set off the alarm

sad git

Be Willing To Do More Than You’re Paid For!

admin — Sat, 12 May 2012 15:32:11 +0000

There are no traffic jams in the extra mile. Unknown

No one ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him; it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction.
Charles Francis Adams

Give the world the best that you have, and the best will come back to you.
Madeline Bridges

One of the most important principles of success is developing the habit of going the extra mile.
Napoleon Hill

Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be. Og Mandino

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Top FIVE Tricks To Liven Up A Meeting…

admin — Fri, 11 May 2012 01:29:31 +0000

TOP FIVE TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING…

1. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

2. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

3. Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.

4. Complain loudly that your neighbour won’t stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

5. Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say “uh-huh, uh-huh!”

That should about put an end to boring meetings! Sid

Sid Gatt – Does He Really Want A Girlfriend!?

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:30:03 +0000

Sid Gatt was walking home one night and happened across a frog sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. That was very strange, as he lives downtown in a big city. Next thing he knows, the frog looks up at him and says “Hey, kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”

Well, he just smiled, picked her up, and put her in his jacket pocket and continued back home. About a block later, she starts yelling in his pocket. “Hey, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll go on a date with you! Come on, man. I’m really hot!” He just took her out of his pocket, smiled at her, laughed a bit, and put her back. He started walking again.

About a block later, she starts yelling at him again. “Hey, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll be your girlfriend for a week. I’m really hot, man! Think of what your friends would say!” Again, he just took her out, smiled at her, and took her back.

Finally, she was getting desperate. “OK, look…if you kiss me, I’ll do WHATEVER YOU WANT for a whole year. Think about it, man! I’m beautiful!” Again, he just took her out and smiled, but when he went to put her back, she looked at him and said “What’s the problem? Why won’t you kiss me? I told you I’m a beautiful princess and promised you a whole year of whatever you want! Why won’t you just kiss me?”

He just laughed and said “Look lady, I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is just cool!”

Are You Going To Take The Hard Knocks On Your Way To Success or Quit!?

admin — Tue, 08 May 2012 03:36:36 +0000

College of Hard Knocks….

To be a success at anything you have to take some hard knocks. If you’re not taking the knocks chances are you’re a failure who’s backed off or quit. Here’s some of my favourite quotes and a Sid Gatt cartoon strip…

I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Sh*t Kicked Out of Me
~ Rowan Atkinson

The School Of Hard Knocks…

The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum
~ Menander of Athens

If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
~ Carolyn Kenmore

Sid Gatt Cartoon Strip About The School Of Hard Knocks…

There is only one road to human greatness: through the school of hard knocks.” Albert Einstein

Be GRATEFUL for what you receive and you’ll attract more of the same!

admin — Sun, 06 May 2012 16:29:59 +0000

"Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life."

Christiane Northrup

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Albert Einstein Motivational Quote

admin — Sat, 05 May 2012 02:30:12 +0000

"Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means."

Albert Einstein

1879-1955, Physicist

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