THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ‘em.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Damn! There go the lights again…
That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Sterile, schemerle. The floor’s clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Isn’t this the guy with the really lousy insurance?