If you are a loser you’ll find these hit home…

* You actually think wrestling is the best form of entertainment there is.
* Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
* You pick your nose and don’t care who sees you.(Loser!)

* You’re dog won’t even sniff your balls.
* You are over 30 and still living with your parents.(Down in Loserville!)
* You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won’t speak to you any more.
* You find that your friends consist of an old teddy bear named “Cuddles” and a dead pet goldfish named “Freddy” (with his scales rubbed off from constant petting).
* Your social life consists of your weekly visits to the local shrink.
* You look forward to going to a Catholic church for confession just so you can have someone to talk to.
* You’re still talking about that cool party you went to 2 years ago.(They don’t invite losers any more!)
* You welcome calls from phone salesmen because no one else will talk to you.(They even hang up on you! Loser!)
* Your mom still pick your clothes out for you.(Loser!)
* You think that Jack Daniel’s is a folk singer.
* You take a look at your last mug shot and think, “Hey, … I’m pretty photogenic!”

But you don’t do any of these because you’re not a loser – you just like sniggering at those who are!

All the world lose a good loser!