Some more jokes involving Sid Gatt…

Sid Gatt has just come out of the ‘chippy’ with a meat and potato pie,
large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two
days’. Sid tells him ‘I wish I had your will power!’

Snow eh! The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. Sid
thought to himself  ‘She’ll be lucky with a face like that!’

Little  Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy  comes downstairs and asks, ‘Dad, what’s love juice?’
Dad looks horrified  and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in  amazement.
Dad says, ‘So what were you watching?’
Billy says,  ‘ Wimbledon .’

Sid Gatt jokes about getting naked…

A  woman friend is standing nude in front of a mirror says to Sid Gatt, I look horrible,  I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.’
He replies, ‘Your eyesight is perfect.’

Sid Gatt gets naked and asks girlfriend, ‘What turns you on more, my
handsome face or my  sexy body?’
Girlfriend looks him up & down and replies, ‘Your sense of humour!

An  elderly lady is attending  Mass and sits next to Sid Gatt.
About halfway through, she leans over and says to Sid, ‘I just
let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’
Sid replies, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid, darling!’

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