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Sid has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date…
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Sid has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he’s getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she’s a virgin and wants to stay that way.
“Well, okay,” he says, “how about a blow job?” “Yuck!” she screams. “I’m not putting that thing in my mouth!”
He says, “Well, then, how about a hand job?” “I’ve never done that,” she says. “What do I have to do?”
“Well,” he answers, “remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?” She nods. “Well, it’s just like that.”
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.
“What’s wrong?!” she cries out.
“Take your thumb off the end!!”
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Moments That Take Your Breath Away!
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So the idea is – keep doing exciting things that take your breath away.Not like these:
1. Watching grass grow
2. Watching paint dry
3. Washing Dishes
4. Doing the laundry
5. Waiting for the phone to ring
6. Watching friend play video games
7. Waiting for the bus or commuter train with no where to sit
8. Listening to someone talk about electronics in depth in a monotone voice
9. Shopping for clothes for someone else
10. Waiting in line at an amusement park for hours on end
11. Reading directions for how to assemble something






