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A-Z Of Drinking Part 6 – Y and Z…
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt – really is a sad git! A-Z of Drinking part 6: Y and Z…
Sid Gatt’s A-Z Drinking – the final two letters …
Y is for YOUTUBE – what I’ll be on if someone catches me on video staggering about aimlessly at the end of the night.(It’ll be so funny it’ll get millions of hits.) Y is also for YESSSSSSSS! when someone offers to buy you a drink.
Z is for ZZZZZZZZ! What I’ll be doing until mid afternoon after a really good drinking session the night before! Z is also for ZONED OUT – what you are before passing out – refer back to ZZZZZZZ. And finally Z is also for ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA – The sound you make when you vomit alphabetti spaghetti!
Well that’s the end of the A-Z of Drinking, I hope you’ve enjoyed it!? Let me know! And don’t forget – as we hear at the end of TV beers ads – DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
A-Z of Drinking Part 5: T – X
Posted by: | CommentsHere’s the penultimate part of the A-Z of Drinking…
Sid Gatt’s take on the A-Z of Drinking part 5: T – X
T is for TONGUE TYPO – What happens when I know perfectly well what I want to say but it comes out wrong. T is for TWIT – what people call me. (Actually the ‘I’ should be changed to an ‘A’!)
U is for UNDERAGE DRINKING – I started at 12. U is also for UGLY STICK – what I was hit with at birth!(Funny, but it’s what the ladies whisper amongst themselves when they see me.)
V is for VODKA – a drink that makes you strong and clever.(Not!) V is also for VOMIT – what I do if I drink too much vodka!
W is for WASTED – what I’ll be getting tonight. Whether there’s a reason for it or not.
X is for XTREME DRINKING – when you’ve been drinking beers all night then hit the shorts.
Your input on the A-Z of drinking appreciated…
A-Z of Drinking by Sid Gatt
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Sid Gatt’s take on it on the A-Z Of Drinking:
A is for A*SHOLE – what I become after just a few drinks.(Some say I’m one even before I start drinking!)
B is for BENCH – if I can find one in the park as I stagger home, that’s where I’ll be sleeping tonight. B is also for BINGE as in binge drinking – but I’m not a binge drinker as I drink every night of the week.
C is for CRAP – that’s how I feel next day after a heavy session the night before.
D is for DIRECTIONALLY Challenged – after a few drinks I don’t know my right from my left. (But I will find my way home eventually, it will be hard though!)
Let me know if you have any more A-Z Of Drinking one liners I can add to the list, in the comments box below…
