Archive for Funny Stuff
Sid Gatt Completes A Lengthy Scientific Study…
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt has after a lengthy scientific study, discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read stuff like this with their hand on the mouse.
Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late…
A Brief History of Medicine
Posted by: | CommentsA Brief History of Medicine
2000 BC – Here, eat this root.
1000 AD – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 AD – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 AD – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 AD – That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 AD – That antibiotic doesn’t work anymore. Here, eat this root.
Your Favourite Film!?
Posted by: | CommentsHow the hell did it know !
Try it, it works
Complete this maths puzzle to predict your all time favourite film.
Pick a number from 1-9
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together and then scroll down to see which film corresponds with your final answer. This is your all time favourite film.
3. Oliver
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. Saving Private Ryan
7. JAWS
8. Grease
9. The joy of sex with sheep and goats!
10. Mary Poppins
Is it REALY worth looking being careful with what you eat and drink?
Posted by: | CommentsFor those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
9 Words Women Use…
Posted by: | CommentsHow true is this!? Boys look and learn, your faithful sad git Sid Gatt
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F**K YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
Tell all the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Also let all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true.
