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Ways You Can Tell You Are A Loser Like Sid Gatt…
Posted by: | CommentsIf you are a loser you’ll find these hit home…
* You actually think wrestling is the best form of entertainment there is.
* Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
* You pick your nose and don’t care who sees you.(Loser!)
* You’re dog won’t even sniff your balls.
* You are over 30 and still living with your parents.(Down in Loserville!)
* You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won’t speak to you any more.
* You find that your friends consist of an old teddy bear named “Cuddles” and a dead pet goldfish named “Freddy” (with his scales rubbed off from constant petting).
* Your social life consists of your weekly visits to the local shrink.
* You look forward to going to a Catholic church for confession just so you can have someone to talk to.
* You’re still talking about that cool party you went to 2 years ago.(They don’t invite losers any more!)
* You welcome calls from phone salesmen because no one else will talk to you.(They even hang up on you! Loser!)
* Your mom still pick your clothes out for you.(Loser!)
* You think that Jack Daniel’s is a folk singer.
* You take a look at your last mug shot and think, “Hey, … I’m pretty photogenic!”
But you don’t do any of these because you’re not a loser – you just like sniggering at those who are!
All the world lose a good loser!
Sid Gatt hits it big on the golf course!
Posted by: | CommentsSid Gatt’s even a loser on the golf course…
Sid Gatt and his missus were golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, Sid said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.”
Loser, Sid Gatt dressed as a golfer with a surprised look on his face. Funny golf clothes
The missus teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. Sid cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.”
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a very unique looking broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man sitting on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke my window?”
“Uh, yeah. Sorry about that,” Sid replied.
“No, actually I want to thank you. I’m a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You’ve released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself.”
“OK, great!” Sid said. ” I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
“No problem, it’s the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at his missus.
“I would like a house in every country of the world,” she said.
“Consider it done.” the genie replied.
“And what’s your wish, genie?”, Sid said.
“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years. I wish to sleep with your missus.”
Sid looks at her and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don’t care.”
The genie took Sid’s missus upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the her, and said, “How old is Sid anyway?”
“35,” she replied.
“And he still believes in genies?….That’s amazing.”
