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Ways You Can Tell You Are A Loser Like Sid Gatt…
Posted by: | CommentsIf you are a loser you’ll find these hit home…
* You actually think wrestling is the best form of entertainment there is.
* Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
* You pick your nose and don’t care who sees you.(Loser!)
* You’re dog won’t even sniff your balls.
* You are over 30 and still living with your parents.(Down in Loserville!)
* You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won’t speak to you any more.
* You find that your friends consist of an old teddy bear named “Cuddles” and a dead pet goldfish named “Freddy” (with his scales rubbed off from constant petting).
* Your social life consists of your weekly visits to the local shrink.
* You look forward to going to a Catholic church for confession just so you can have someone to talk to.
* You’re still talking about that cool party you went to 2 years ago.(They don’t invite losers any more!)
* You welcome calls from phone salesmen because no one else will talk to you.(They even hang up on you! Loser!)
* Your mom still pick your clothes out for you.(Loser!)
* You think that Jack Daniel’s is a folk singer.
* You take a look at your last mug shot and think, “Hey, … I’m pretty photogenic!”
But you don’t do any of these because you’re not a loser – you just like sniggering at those who are!
All the world lose a good loser!
9 Reasons Why Sid Gatt Got Banned From His local Department Store!
Posted by: | CommentsThings a sad git does in a department store…
He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ Emergency services had to be called.
Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.
Hid in a ladies clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.
Please don’t do these at home folks – unless you’re a sad git!
What or who is a sad git?
Posted by: | CommentsWhat or who is a sad git?
Well Sid Gatt really is a sad git for sure.
Only the other day I was down at the local art gallery when this voice came over my shoulder. Was he cultured – no way, the sort I was expecting to meet in an art gallery? Was he heck as like. Do you know what he said while I was viewing a Picasso? I can’t repeat it here.
Sid Gatt - he's definitely a sad git.
If you know a sad git let me know…
Or if you’ve had any ‘sad git‘ moments email me and let’s tell the world!
Hello world and Welcome to Sid Gatt’s Blog!
Posted by: | CommentsI’m Sid Gatt – or as my friends refer to me as a REALLY SAD GIT!
I’m useless! I’ll NEVER
be any good. I’ve got no
confidence. I’m a
defeatist. I can’t do
this, I can’t do that!
I’ll NEVER be fit
enough, strong enough
or fast enough. I’ll
NEVER make the grade.
I’ll NEVER win a
match. I’ll NEVER
win any trophies or titles or be part of a winning
team. I haven’t any talent! Mr. Negative, that’s
me! I’m a LOSER of the highest degree.
