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Top 10 Things to…

…Never Write on Your Online Dating Profile

Top10 things, sid gatt on computer, don't be a lying git as well as a sad one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. By law, I think I need to let you know that I am a registered sex offender.
9. I have a machete collection.
8. Online dating is for losers.
7. I’ve been clean for 2 weeks now…
6. Can you pick me up? My car was impounded.
5. My perfect date involves a drive-thru. Don’t worry, you can get whatever you want.
4. I hope you like moms because I still live with mine!
3. I’ve never been intimate with a human before.
2. My hobbies include chewing on glass bottles because they taste like ouch.
1. I need someone who can definitely protect themselves. I have a CRAZY ex.

If you know any more ‘Top 10 things to’ let me know and I’ll rework my list!

How about some others lists: Top 10 things to never write on your blog? Top 10 things to never say to your date? Top 10 things to never to do on your first date? Top 10 things to never to wear on your first date?

 

Categories : Dating Jokes
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Feb
19

Please Excuse Me Ma’am!

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Sid Gatt is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. Sid turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 243.”

 

Sex with Sid Gatt. T-shirt slogan

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Dec
05

If At First you Don’t Succeed…

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Sid Gatt cartoon, sad git, if at first you don't succeed, Sid Gatt in a bar he's holding the 'L' for loser sign up to his head. If at first you don't succeed - quit and be a loser like me!

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Nov
28

What or who is a sad git?

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What or who is a sad git?

Well Sid Gatt really is a sad git for sure.

Only the other day I was down at the local art gallery when this voice came over my shoulder. Was he cultured – no way, the sort I was expecting to meet in an art gallery?  Was he heck as like. Do you know what he said while I was viewing a Picasso? I can’t repeat it here.

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Sid Gatt - he's definitely a sad git.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you know a sad git let me know…

Or if you’ve had any ‘sad git‘ moments email me and let’s tell the world!

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Sid Gatt with Brad Pitt's head photoshop on

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Nov
05

When The Going Gets Tough…

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When the going gets tough the tough…

When the going gets tough the tough get going. Sid Gatt sat at computer looking on Google. But I Google it for the answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the going gets tough – you can count on me to be busy on some menial task and not available!

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.   -  Unknown. (And you’ll find me in one with my feet up trying to figure out an easier route.)
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.  – Franklin D. Roosevelt. (And wait for a helicopter to rescue you!)
There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. – Phyllis Bottome (Actually, there are three ways – delegate it to someone else!)
Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. –  Theodore N. Vail (And I’m always thinking things are a lot harder than they are.)
Remember when you see a man at the top of a mountain, he didn’t fall there. – Unknown. (Silly bugger probably nearly killed himself and his mates trying to prove he’s some macho man.)

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough go shopping for chocolate!

To be fair – When the going gets tough you can rely on me to sort it out. I mean if the batteries are flat in the TV remote I’ll pull out all the stops to fix THAT!

 

 

 

 

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Sep
14

Be Who You Are!

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Motivational quotes – be who you are, and say what you feel.

 motivational quotes, Sid Gatt cartoon with him blogging his tongue out, motivational quotes by Dr. Seuss illustrated with a cartoon

If you have any funny motivational quotes or demotivational quotes let me have them!?

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Follow Your Dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

Follow your dreams Sid Gatt cartoon. Sid following sexy lady down the road. I am following my dreams. His dog things. "Yeh Sid. But I think this is called stalking!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s some of my ‘Follow your dreams‘ quotes – adapted by yours truly Sid Gatt…

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the power, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars and to change the world.(But if you’re like me you can’t be bothered!)

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up, get off your backside and take some action. And I will do tomorrow.

“The key to happiness is having dreams.(Even erotic ones!) The key to success is making your dreams come true.”(First I need to get her phone number!)

Will you follow your dreams!?

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Sep
02

Moments That Take Your Breath Away!

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take your breath away, do things that take your breath away, exciting thing that take your breath away, Sid Gatt cartoon. Sid Gatt having his breath taken away by a really sexy looking lady.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the idea is – keep doing exciting things that take your breath away.Not like these:

1. Watching grass grow
2. Watching paint dry
3. Washing Dishes
4. Doing the laundry
5. Waiting for the phone to ring
6. Watching friend play video games
7. Waiting for the bus or commuter train with no where to sit
8. Listening to someone talk about electronics in depth in a monotone voice
9. Shopping for clothes for someone else
10. Waiting in line at an amusement park for hours on end
11. Reading directions for how to assemble something

What would take your breath away!? Let me know in the comments box…

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QUIT NOW…

If I think I’m beaten, I am,
If I think it’s scary, I’m scared to do it,
If I think I can’t, I won’t even try,
If I think it’s too dangerous – I wimp out,
If I think I’ll lose, I’ve lost already.
If I think I’ll be outclassed, I won’t start,
If I think she’s too good for me, she probably is.
I can never win a prize – so I won’t even bother.
Life’s losses don’t always go
To the wimp or loser,
But sooner or later the man who loses
Is the man WHO THINKS HE CAN!
- Sid Gatt – 2011

quit now - Sid gatt looking at that written on a wall - you will save yourself a lot of heartache further down the road

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